Twilight. True Blood. Dracula. Vampires are hotter than the sun they don’t walk in, and why? Because they have the only two things we humans all want. Eternal life. Eternal thinness. Sure, their books sell millions and their movies pack them in, yet when it comes to style, too many are still dressing like the Count from Sesame Street. That’s why undead fashionista Scarlett Stoker has created a style guide for vampires (we’re looking at you Bella Swan), because it’s time the undead abandon the clichés and embrace the runway. Seriously, if the Devil can wear Prada, shouldn’t Dracula wear Dior?