A hilarious look into the mind of a young male as he pursues the lust of his life, Karen. Incidents and accidents (thanks, Paul) beset him, many alcohol related. Will he get to speak to her? Will he survive Bazz and Smartmart? Will 'The Editor' ever offer useful advice? Why is there an Angel on the cover? The answers to all these and fewer are within this 'lewd, rude and crude'