Short ebook description: If you like tales about classroom dilemmas, singing princesses, wizard schools, talking dragons or very small people pilfering thimbles, this book is not for you. However, if you prefer to read narratives about sharp objects, fatal injuries, vicious puddles, frighteningly fresh fruit, talking sand (that refuses to be quiet) and hordes of undead then read How To Embalm Your Little Sister And Other Useful Skills.